May 2013
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morristibbs:
if u cant appreciate your favorite character without overlooking and erasing their important character flaws then they arent your favorite character sorry
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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that time at my high school when a boy pantsed a girl wearing baggy sweatpants so they punished the girl for wearing baggy sweatpants and they banned girls from wearing baggy sweatpants and the girl and her mother had to give the boy a written apology for getting mad at him because clearly the girl was at fault here and NOTHING HAPPENED TO THE BOY because he’s the brother of an mediocre nba...
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bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
morristibbs:
social issues are not as black and white as treating people with respect vs not treating people with respect and if you honestly believe it is you make it really obvious you haven’t studied the subject or done any relevant readings on any sort of social topic
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morristibbs:
ched tends to stay permanently on “do not disturb” on skype just because he doesn’t like the notifications so he leaves us little messages to let us know how available he actually is for chatting and sometimes
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
my brain does this cute thing where it keeps coming up with different fic prompts every day, making it freaking impossible to keep momentum on the ones i’ve already started, and it leaves me in a mess of half-written first paragraphs and my own tears
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stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
that video oh my god as soon as she put on the wig and looked at the camera i screamed so fucking loud
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thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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my type of guy is the famous unreachable type
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crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
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gundma:
if you attack trans* people for having fun and being open about their gender and not wallowing in self hatred and shame and tell them theyre hurting ACTUAL trans people who have REAL problems number 1 you are garbage and number 2 you are garbage
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i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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[[MORE]]after having a fit and a half over it yesterday, my manager told me that i did really well closing by myself and the only thing i did wrong was put the wrong trash bags in the cans, which i could’ve told her that myself. but like yeah i even did the register correctly, can i get an heck yeah???
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
you youyou,you you you c’mere, you what do you think you’re doing you.
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
