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this blog is a weird mash-up of things, and that’s really all there is to say on the matter.
  
 </description><title>dirty cute</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @kurtiepie)</generator><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelywhiteasian.tumblr.com/post/48393689487/lay-nudes-at-my-gravestone-not-flowers-flowers"&gt;lonelywhiteasian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964397848</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964397848</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:40:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jxoeZqMp1qa0b3lo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jxoeZqMp1qa0b3lo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jxoeZqMp1qa0b3lo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jxoeZqMp1qa0b3lo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964293050</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964293050</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:39:13 -0400</pubDate><category>chris colfer</category></item><item><title>jennception:

chungalexa Babe rebel(x)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33ec5d2d5d8dc0e7de119f560dad46cd/tumblr_mn4pkiLp2l1rfn9zxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/50963377356/chungalexa-babe-rebel-x"&gt;jennception&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;strong class="username"&gt;&lt;a href="http://instagram.com/chungalexa/"&gt;chungalexa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span class="comment-text"&gt;Babe rebel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://instagram.com/p/Zjt4k_GofR/"&gt;(x)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964098084</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50964098084</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:30 -0400</pubDate><category>dianna agron</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fc582696b3811b41843c3049eddfe5b/tumblr_mmc5u0sJbz1qcyb0lo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b21418db54365a2b7fd3d6af59fcb4a7/tumblr_mmc5u0sJbz1qcyb0lo1_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50963718174</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50963718174</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:31:20 -0400</pubDate><category>casually punching myself in the face</category><category>best couple</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/460f0b6d4013d89dae80ae459b6cd943/tumblr_mn2kxktpyQ1spjnhzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a73fc104575a767322519b89a4047ed/tumblr_mn2kxktpyQ1spjnhzo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2a32d20bd9d9da540f95cccc6e21116/tumblr_mn2kxktpyQ1spjnhzo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50962739554</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50962739554</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:18:13 -0400</pubDate><category>pokemon</category></item><item><title>when did selfie become a word people used</title><description>&lt;p&gt;when did selfie become a word people used&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50959581783</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50959581783</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:39:09 -0400</pubDate><category>i tried asking darren but he never answered me</category></item><item><title>brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapxh5nATv1qdd8j7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapxh5nATv1qdd8j7o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapxh5nATv1qdd8j7o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brigwife.tumblr.com/post/45105847331/probablyharrison-my-grandma-and-great-aunt-have"&gt;brigwife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://probablyharrison.tumblr.com/post/32003167381"&gt;probablyharrison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AWWWHH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50952983924</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50952983924</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:20:39 -0400</pubDate><category>that's so cute</category></item><item><title>selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in"&gt;selfdoubtandsyphilis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they"&gt;dankestrnemes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do animals think in english or in the sounds they make&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50951376276</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50951376276</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:50 -0400</pubDate><category>no but really do they</category></item><item><title>burgrs:

A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
SMOOCH
CUDDLE
TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
ADMIRE FROM SAFE...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burgrs.tumblr.com/post/49166449525/a-wild-cutie-appeared-what-will-u-do-smooch"&gt;burgrs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A wild CUTIE appeared!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What will U do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;SMOOCH&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CUDDLE&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50950902204</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50950902204</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:54:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were diagnosed. Both had to have mastectomies (in case anyone doesn’t know, this is the surgical operation to remove one or both breasts).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first woman said her husband told her that he would rather see her dead than see her lose her breasts. The second woman had her operation and waited all day to be picked up by her husband, who never arrived. By nightfall, one of the nurses offered to give her a ride, and she came home to find the house empty.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviously, these are extreme cases of a man’s reaction to his wife’s breast cancer, but this is what I see when I see the “I ♥ Boobies” bracelets. I see love of the body parts, not the person being treated—not the patient, not the victim, not the survivor.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://roman-numerals.tumblr.com/post/43090564131/happy-val-galentines-day-to-u-erin-my-beef"&gt;My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kusomaeda.tumblr.com/"&gt;kusomaeda&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50950751282</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50950751282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:53:01 -0400</pubDate><category>oh my god i'm disgusted</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Hagrid! :)</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;What is your favorite mystical creature?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;hmmmm. i dunno if this is a creature exclusive to Harry Potter, or if that even matters, but i &lt;em&gt;love&lt;/em&gt; Thestrals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50949578054</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50949578054</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>acorndarren</category><category>ask tag</category></item><item><title>ring-wraiths:

ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ring-wraiths.tumblr.com/post/50831415216"&gt;ring-wraiths&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do you know what they named her? summer. her niece’s name is &lt;em&gt;summer lovin&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50948310587</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50948310587</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:22:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

Run Sophie Run [x]

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f15876987c77eacef909ba38c016be4e/tumblr_mn09reNQek1qzg2sjo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a58cf88048125155f15899de096bce6/tumblr_mn09reNQek1qzg2sjo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/591edbdb051ba9a1eb8fbfdbc7995cc1/tumblr_mn09reNQek1qzg2sjo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff35ff324beeeaeb10f2de348d1b7a67/tumblr_mn09reNQek1qzg2sjo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Run Sophie Run [&lt;a href="https://t.co/wuiFSIZT1e"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50948230057</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50948230057</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:21:13 -0400</pubDate><category>about me</category><category>sophie turner</category></item><item><title>i just need someone to tell me to calm down, i know i did everything, but i still feel like i forgot...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just need someone to tell me to calm down, i know i did everything, but i still feel like i forgot &lt;em&gt;something&lt;/em&gt; and it&amp;#8217;s stressing me out so much that i probably won&amp;#8217;t be able to sleep tonight&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50947571356</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50947571356</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:12:44 -0400</pubDate><category>someone just tell me to stop being stupid</category></item><item><title>"I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so much worse. I am..."</title><description>“I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so much worse. I am nowhere. Nothing is happening and I am getting more and more sad.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Samantha Schutz, &lt;em&gt;I Don’t Want to be Crazy&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endangerment.tumblr.com/"&gt;endangerment&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50947049477</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50947049477</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:05:57 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>"A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born."</title><description>““A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Antoine de Saint-Exupery (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mycolorbook.tumblr.com/"&gt;mycolorbook&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946602840</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946602840</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:10 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>"I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something..."</title><description>“I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Walter Bishop (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosettes.tumblr.com/"&gt;rosettes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946515246</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946515246</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:58:59 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fdc19000ee90bb09561718b5142e11e/tumblr_mn2f02zjEA1re8rwjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b10470a6a5a7f5645f91cc68cc143cf/tumblr_mn2f02zjEA1re8rwjo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946197087</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50946197087</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:54:45 -0400</pubDate><category>arrested development</category></item><item><title>today i had to close all by myself, which meant i had to
serve customers and make their food
break...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;today i had to close all by myself, which meant i had to&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;serve customers and make their food&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;break down the hot bar and cover the cold bar&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;wash all the dishes, including pans and containers the food was in today&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;count the register (which always takes me an hour because i&amp;#8217;m really bad at it)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;make sure everything is off, unplugged and/or locked up&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;clean all the surfaces, sweep, and mop&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;and take out the trash&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;alone&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i know that i did everything, i checked and rechecked everything no less than 3 times, and yet i still feel like i&amp;#8217;m going to walk in tomorrow and discover the place burnt down or i forgot to put food away and it went bad or something else horrible that will get me yelled at. like, i &lt;em&gt;will not&lt;/em&gt; be calm until i go in tomorrow and get told explicitly that i did everything correct. i&amp;#8217;m not even anticipating good feedback on the register in the morning, i&amp;#8217;m expecting to get bitch slapped for it at this point, but i don&amp;#8217;t know, i just need someone to come rub my back and tell me i did good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;literally the thing i&amp;#8217;m most proud of today is that i made some kick ass cornbread. really, it was so good. but otherwise i&amp;#8217;m so stressed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50945475943</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50945475943</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:45:13 -0400</pubDate><category>personal bullshit</category><category>talkin about work and how i'm gonna jump off my roof and junk it's k</category></item><item><title>"There was a star riding through the clouds one night, and I said to the star, ‘Consume me.’"</title><description>“There was a star riding through the clouds one night, and I said to the star, ‘Consume me.’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Virginia Woolf (via &lt;a href="http://allmymetaphors.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;allmymetaphors&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50943209258</link><guid>http://kurtiepie.tumblr.com/post/50943209258</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:15:33 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item></channel></rss>
